"Sexcalation" We are JUST Friends.

Sexcalation is the process by which sexual tension keeps escalating between two people who insist they are “Just friends” to the point where shenanigans are inevitable. The unique quality of sexcalatory situations is that the principal imbeciles are in total denial of the mechanisms at work and hence appear completely oblivious to it. They enjoy each other's company, they love to be around each other, they have the same tastes, similar humor and they look like one of those cheesy model couples on a Cosmopolitan Magazine cover page. The sexual tension is thick and when they are together, they gaze into each others eyes like fools, flirt excessively and groom in a way similar to that of the Vervet Monkey of Southern Africa (see picture below).



To the rest of the world, their attraction for one another is as obvious as that fact that Michael Jackson had “work done” on his nose or that Ben Aflec can't act. It is so obvious that most outside observers have already given them combined names similar to celebrity couples like “Brangelina” or “Bennifer,” only the names are more lame and pitiful like, “The fools” or “The love birds.” They also say things to one of them, knowing full well it is as good as live broadcast to the both of them:

Example
Jenn: You didn't invite me to the party??
Kate: Yeah I did. I sent James the invitation.
Jenn: You can't send James an invitation and expect ME to come to your party based on that!
Kate: Ok, Ok...I get it...but thanks for coming anyway! Enjoy the party; the cups are in the kitchen!

Things sexcalate and when they finally hook up, they are the only people on the planet that are surprised. They are more surprised to find out their friends have been taking bets on the issue for months. They are even more surprised to find out the bets were on WHEN it would happen, rather than IF it would actually happen. Joke's on you, “Foolish Love Birds.”