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How to get into an Upper-Classman Frat Party for Free!
Life work in the same way, if you have something of value, people will offer you things in order to gain access to it. What do the patrons of Frat Party really need??
Short answer:
THIS.....
AND PLENTY OF IT!
To get in for free, you either have be what they need i.e and attractive, nubile, duckfaced co-ed or you need to wield the power of such a weapon. Girls have it easy because they can generally get in for free by virtue of the fact that they are valuable commodity. The downside is that they have to deal with consequences of the environment that they are subjecting themselves to ~ I'd allude to the image of a baby chicken entering a pen of starving Wolves. Being black may also get you in for free as the white dude at the door may attempt to impress you an fain familiarity. He may call you homie or bust a verse but that's a small price to pay.
How to get in for Free
1) Don't look like Freshman.
The easiest way to spot freshmen boys is their tendency to travel in enormous groups. They all hear about a party and they arrive like a blood thirsty mob and obliterate ratio of guys to girls. With 10 minutes the can make your promising party a sausage fest supremo. Travelling like this means freshmen dudes always:
A) Pay full price.
B) Run the risk of being denied entry because the fact they were too stupid to realize travelling in groups of 29 is silly.
2) Don't arrive too early.
In the beginning, the frat boys will be trying to recoup the cost of their party and will be strictly administering the tariff. They will also be relatively sober. You are better served arriving a little bit later when the guy at the door is shit-faced and more susceptible to be swayed by the presence of women.
3) Accompany a group of hot girls going to the same party.
If you are smart, you will have been accumulating good looking female friends from the first day you arrived at college. You don't need to know many to start off with, you just need to know the Queen Bee and she will have a group of opinion-less friends who follow her around.
4) Minimize your male travel companions.
Two is ideal but beyond three or four things start to become more cumberson.
Go to the party with your troop of women and tell them to say they are with you. Be the first to try to enter, when the guy at the door tries to charge you or give you and attitude about entering just say you are going to leave and take all the girls with you. The doorman will have no choice but to let you in and in many instances do so for free as you have added value to the party.
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