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Sexile
"15 minutes? Well there is something to be said about efficiency."By AfricanLengend.
Sexile n (se-gzlksl): Sexile is the enforced or voluntary removal from one's dwelling because a roommate is involved in fornicatory activities and your presence would prove awkward and inappropriate.
This is a process that may occur in situations where roommates share living quarters. In these instances, all the sounds people make end up sounding as though they were in “HD Dolby Surround Sound” due to the acoustics or size of the space. That is to say, if an ant so much as took a breath, it would be audible, much less a passionately excited person engaging in finagling of the adult variety.
"Awkward."Have you ever returned from a night out, class or just a cup of tea at your local coffee shop, walked up into your apartment only to hear deep, passion filled, breathing? Have you ever walked in and felt a tremor shaking the room like a small earthquake measuring 3.6 to 4 on the Richter scale? Worse yet, have you ever invited people over to your dorm room and walked in only to see statuesque, silhouette figures moving rhythmically in the dark. Or have you stumbled upon the sights and sounds of your roommate “Organ Grinding” or making the “beast with two backs” with a significant or not so significant other?
What did you do? You fumbled around in the dark and pretended that you needed to collect some essentials, trying your best not to look but of course human instinct triumphs and you do. After a minute of slurping down a bowl of awkward soup, you left and eventually found yourself in a late night coffee shop or community lounge. You finally looked at the literature you had managed to pick up during your short awkward spell in your room. All you could get your hands on in the erotic darkness was “Cooking Done Right by Rachael Ray” and a flyer with coupons to the local supermarket. Interestingly enough, you found out if you bought 3 dozen eggs you could get a dozen for free. The store is open 24 hours, so you take advantage of the deal. Now you are sitting marooned in a room, but at least you feel the accomplishment of having saved 20% off what you'd normally pay for eggs. Sound familiar? You experienced sexile and the sad fact was that until you received correspondence in the form of a text or call, you knew the unforgiving couch would be your best friend and fate for the rest of the night.
